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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

14.06.2025 00:26

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

Me : I don't drink

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : No

What are the possible reasons for people feeling depressed after the holiday season? Why does being alone exacerbate these feelings?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?

Me : Thank you.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?

He : I'm 24.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What is the most popular song that includes the word "you"? Are there any other songs that use "you" multiple times?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?

Me : Sure.

He : Tea ?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Trump is shot, tackled by SS agents, yet then stands, defiant, with fist high, and 52 hours later, walks into the Republican Convention to thunderous applause. Is there anything that can stop this man, who loves his country? Does he get your vote?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : So, are you seeing someone?